White Trash Christmas

It's just not Christmas season without this song. But this video is sort of scary. I recognize several of the things here, such as the orange shag carpet that was in our den when we moved in to our current house. I also own the same yellow plastic coffee cup like the one shown at the end. I'm afraid to admit to any other similarities...

I Just Didn't Feel Right Posting This Yesterday...

The Dysfunctional Family Sings Christmas Carols!

Last Year's Lights

(We didn't put any up this year, slackers that we are. ) I'm not sure what was going on with the little burnt-out section at the top; it kept going on and off at different times. Any way in case you can't tell underneath the lights it's a Kwikgoal kick-back net that has lived in our yard for the past 6 years or so.

Best Christmas Ever?

I wish I was part of Bad News Hughes' family, as dysfunctional as it seems. Seriously. Those jello shots look amazing. Wonder what they are having for Christmas this year.

A Visit from Coach Nicholas

(read the rest of the poem, written by TFC's own Steve Rogers, here...)

I Am One of Those People.

(And so is Tearfree over at Reject the Koolaid.)


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I Wish I Was in Key West.

It's cold, it's raining, I'm still at work, and I haven't done almost any Christmas shopping yet. Which means I am probably spending my weekend at the mall. Ugh. I wish I was this guy:

(Thanks to The Green Parrot for the image, and for the best Bloody Mary I've ever had, a couple of years ago. I wish I had one now.)

Season's Greetings from Mutts

I tried to pull this off muttscomics.com, but they only archive their stuff for 5 weeks and this comic is from 2005, so I had to scan it (I hope that's OK...) It's been hanging on my fridge since last year.

It starts the day after Halloween...

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Another Nutty Nativity

You can actually buy this Veggie Tales Nativity at eToys for $12.99. What exactly is the baby Jesus supposed to be? A carrot stick? A yam? A Tater Tot?

Ralphie's Packing Heat!

Fa-ra-ra-ra-rahhh....

In Case You Don't Have Time To Watch the Movie

It's a Wonderful Life in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

I often forget.

Thanks to White Trash Mom for reminding us all that, yes, it really is A Wonderful Life. Most of the time :)

More Tacky Junk I Need For Christmas

The whole thing needs to have little sparkly lights, though...

I So Want One of These!

I Still Don't Have A Tree...

...or any lights or decorations up at my house. This is the latest I have ever *not* had a tree since we've owned the house, I think. We definitely need to get one this weekend. I wonder what the kids will name it this year. Last year's tree was named Steve. Do not ask me why, because I truly don't know.

Truly Tacky Nativities

See them all here.

Wow.

Christmas Music Online

Thanks to Finetune:

Christmas Mix

Christmas Pop

Christmas Rock

Enjoy!