Things You Should Never Say in a Relationship

(thanks to Swistle, who has a newborn, four more kids besides, and still finds time to blog...I hate you... j/k)

1. What did you DO all day?
2. I work all day.
3. Is that on your diet?
4. Have you been putting on weight?
5. Sure, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
6. Is that what you're wearing?
7. This isn't rocket science.
8. I hope we can still be friends.
9. I love you, I'm just not "in love" with you.
   
10. I have a new co-worker--younger than us, but she's already had a highly successful career as a porn star! Smart, too! We talked for hours today about [insert boring work problem here] and she was so interested and had such great ideas!