- What did you DO all day?
- I work all day.
- Is that on your diet?
- Have you been putting on weight?
- Sure, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
- Is that what you're wearing?
- This isn't rocket science.
- I hope we can still be friends.
- I love you, I'm just not "in love" with you.
- I have a new co-worker--younger than us, but she's already had a highly successful career as a porn star! Smart, too! We talked for hours today about [insert boring work problem here] and she was so interested and had such great ideas!
Thursday, August 02, 2007
Things You Should Never Say in a Relationship
(thanks to Swistle, who has a newborn, four more kids besides, and still finds time to blog...I hate you... j/k)