While going through some old papers, I found a list from about 1997. Apparently my then-9-year-old son was having some issues with what we cooked for him, so he was kind enough to make us a two-page list of the only foods he would eat. And here it is, misspellings and all:
Ham-Burgers
Hot-Dogs
Fried Chicken
Lays potato chips
Brownies
pork rins
Gold fish
chili
rice
steak
subs
cokies
Doritos
crab chips
scrambled eggs
rice cacke
pizza
ice cream
Lobster
crab legg
fish ccat, found, murel (note: WHAT???)
Almons
scaloped potatos
baked potatos
potato weges
Noddles
spagetii with no sause
popsicles
vegetable soup
Macoroi and cheese
Kiwis
peaches
salad
tomatos
Apples
Twix
Snickers
bonckers
War Heads
Shock tarts
Sweet tarts
Ham
turkey
stuffing
mashed potatos
pine apples
Green beans
corn
broccolie
Jello
Lemon sorbe
bagles
gummys
cheese sticks
grape
olives
Holopinios
Alligator
toast
snail
sausig
So we fed him Twix with Holopinios and Alligator for the rest of his life. The End.
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