So... I got my free sample in the mail yesterday. Decent sized box, about 4 x 6. Open it up, there's another box inside. Open that one up, there's a flap with a $1.00 coupon and three tampons wrapped in light green plastic. So, what's so weird about that, you say?
Nothing...except the wrappers HAVE MOTIVATIONAL MESSAGES ON THEM:
- Ready to take on the world!
- Pursue your dreams...without fear.
- Shake it up 'cause I'm dependable. (???)
- Never give up!
- Keep going you super-fabulous chick!
I amuse myself by thinking that someone, somewhere, has this job description: "Inspirational message-writer for tampon wrappers." Wonder how much that pays?
OK, anyone have any suggestions for phrases we can send in to Playtex? 'Cause obviously they need a little help in the creativity department.